“Hey man… my mouth is like… a zoo for teeth…” - Mitt Romney, wandering around the Utah desert on peyote, 11/8/2012
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) November 8, 2012

I was considering voting for @mittromney, but then I remembered I ENTERED THE WORLD THROUGH A VAGINA.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) November 6, 2012

.@mittromney What’s the name of that stuff you’re putting in high fructose corn syrup to make rats vote against their own interests? Thx!
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 18, 2012

.@mittromney what is ur favorite musical about cats
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 11, 2012

.@mittromney Thousands of America’s homeless suffer from schizophrenia. As President how would you help them? JK bro! Have a great weekend!
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) September 30, 2012

.@mittromney I need a ride to the airport
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 10, 2012

“My favorite guitar player? Why, I’d have to say it’s Jimmy Hendricks. Sure!” - Mitt Romney, somehow pronouncing it spelled that way
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 31, 2012

.@mittromney My coworker, whose son has leukemia, called your health care plan “domestic terrorism.” I was like “Shut up jerk!” #zinger
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 9, 2012

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 28, 2012

.@mittromney I seem to recall you saying WITH YOUR MOUTH the other day that you’re not concerned about 47% of Americans?
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 17, 2012

.@mittromney @reppaulryan What if you pretended women’s votes were “points” that could help you “win” the election?
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 25, 2012

.@mittromney do u have a favorite blog about wheat thins?
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) July 16, 2012

"Bush invaded Iraq. I’ll invade Iran." - Mitt Romney
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 17, 2012

.@mittromney What do you listen to on your Zune when you powerwalk?
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 29, 2012

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 17, 2012