.@mittromney Had to take my wife to the ER last night. (hot farts) There were also some “poors” there? I frowned real mean at them. #USA
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 20, 2012

.@mittromney I’m at a park & have seen/photographed FOUR women breastfeeding. Should I just taunt them or do full citizen’s arrest?
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 24, 2012

Romney just ran his 5 sons through the spanking machine to warm it up for Ryan’s toned buttocks.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 12, 2012

.@mittromney Beyond Iran, what would be some fun wars to do? You should also consider sanctions on Canada for having universal health care.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 10, 2012

People claim @mittromney doesn’t care about the little guy but I happen to know he carries around a tiny man named Bip in a walnut 24/7.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 8, 2012

Um, it’s like crazy hot there. RT @mittromney: In almost 4 years as president, @barackobama hasn’t visited Israel.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) August 5, 2012

.@mittromney Please don’t let this happen! RT @marcmaron: Starting tomorrow I have health insurance.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 1, 2012

Some good points from Romney but I disagree that “every women of breeding age should have a mini-prison built around her uterus.”
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 4, 2012

.@mittromney Obamma has said NOTHING about the coming bacon wars. how will u keep my families bacons safe from black health insurance ?
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) September 27, 2012

.@mittromney I bet when “Smooth” by Santana & Rob Thomas comes on, you’re like “Aw yeah… time to jitterbug.”
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) July 21, 2012

Romney may have worn dark makeup while talking to Hispanic voters but it’s not as bad as when he spoke to the NAACP wearing a purple Kangol.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) September 20, 2012

.@mittromney I feel like one hurdle you’ll encounter is that an overwhelming number of people will vote for candidates who are not you?
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) September 21, 2012

.@mittromney Try again ace, we want 2009.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) September 21, 2012

.@mittromney Will you go tie or no tie for your concession speech?
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) September 10, 2012

.@mittromney i want 2 give women pedicures in my van but Barack HUSSEIN Obama says i need a license. i HAVE a birf certificate! #guns
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 19, 2012