Tumblr (3.0; @mittandrob)http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8sw6YfpE1rd3kn4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p>“Hey man… my mouth is like… a zoo for teeth…” - Mitt Romney, wandering around the Utah desert on peyote, 11/8/2012</p> — rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/266615245919891456" data-datetime="2012-11-08T18:56:42+00:00">November 8, 2012</a></blockquote> <script charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/35363961504http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/35363961504Fri, 09 Nov 2012 17:52:54 -0500mitt romneyrob delaneyelectionpeyotebat countryutahcomicswebcomics<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md3humknhF1rd3kn4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p>I was considering voting for @<a href="https://twitter.com/mittromney">mittromney</a>, but then I remembered I ENTERED THE WORLD THROUGH A VAGINA.</p> — rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/265641093616504832" data-datetime="2012-11-06T02:25:46+00:00">November 6, 2012</a></blockquote> <script charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/35170805028http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/35170805028Tue, 06 Nov 2012 21:06:22 -0500mitt romneyrob delaneyvotewebcomicscomics<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md33rlhIuH1rd3kn4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p>.@<a href="https://twitter.com/mittromney">mittromney</a> What’s the name of that stuff you’re putting in high fructose corn syrup to make rats vote against their own interests? Thx!</p> — rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/203547516866805760" data-datetime="2012-05-18T18:08:04+00:00">May 18, 2012</a></blockquote> <script charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/35147311910http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/35147311910Tue, 06 Nov 2012 16:02:09 -0500mitt romneyrob delaneyGOPcomicswebcomicsratsvote<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md2xxueMp31rd3kn4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p>.@<a href="https://twitter.com/mittromney">mittromney</a> what is ur favorite musical about cats</p> — rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/212240474872877058" data-datetime="2012-06-11T17:50:47+00:00">June 11, 2012</a></blockquote> <script charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/35139423370http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/35139423370Tue, 06 Nov 2012 13:56:18 -0500mitt romneyrob delaneycatsgopcomicswebcomicsmusicals<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md1y1a7qJz1rd3kn4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p>.@<a href="https://twitter.com/mittromney">mittromney</a> Thousands of America’s homeless suffer from schizophrenia. As President how would you help them? JK bro! Have a great weekend!</p> — rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/252236344590483456" data-datetime="2012-09-30T02:40:05+00:00">September 30, 2012</a></blockquote> <script charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/35113319002http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/35113319002Tue, 06 Nov 2012 01:00:46 -0500mitt romneyrob delaneypool partyGOPcomicswebcomics<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md1gcvsdFb1rd3kn4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p>.@<a href="https://twitter.com/mittromney">mittromney</a> I need a ride to the airport</p> — rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/200622340755820544" data-datetime="2012-05-10T16:24:28+00:00">May 10, 2012</a></blockquote> <script charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/35086727909http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/35086727909Mon, 05 Nov 2012 18:38:55 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcxfuo16Aa1rd3kn4o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p>“My favorite guitar player? Why, I’d have to say it’s Jimmy Hendricks. Sure!” - Mitt Romney, somehow pronouncing it spelled that way</p> — rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/263668334137073665" data-datetime="2012-10-31T15:46:44+00:00">October 31, 2012</a></blockquote> <script charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/34919600155http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/34919600155Sat, 03 Nov 2012 15:37:00 -0400mitt romneyrob delaneywebcomicscomicsGOP<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcvjlpF9qN1rd3kn4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p>.@<a href="https://twitter.com/mittromney">mittromney</a> My coworker, whose son has leukemia, called your health care plan “domestic terrorism.” I was like “Shut up jerk!” <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23zinger">#zinger</a></p> — rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/255692846378672128" data-datetime="2012-10-09T15:34:59+00:00">October 9, 2012</a></blockquote> <script charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/34843251458http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/34843251458Fri, 02 Nov 2012 15:03:25 -0400mitt romneyrob delaneyGOPhi5Health Carewebcomicscomics<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcrqf8mbsl1rd3kn4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p><a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23RomneyLoaf2012">#RomneyLoaf2012</a></p> — rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/262684142842548225" data-datetime="2012-10-28T22:35:54+00:00">October 28, 2012</a></blockquote> <script charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/34709355722http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/34709355722Wed, 31 Oct 2012 13:40:20 -0400mitt romneyrob delaneymeat loafRomneyLoafgopwebcomicscomics<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcq5eeIY651rd3kn4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p>.@<a href="https://twitter.com/mittromney">mittromney</a> I seem to recall you saying WITH YOUR MOUTH the other day that you’re not concerned about 47% of Americans?</p> — rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/258379337751994369" data-datetime="2012-10-17T01:30:09+00:00">October 17, 2012</a></blockquote> <script charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/34655403814http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/34655403814Tue, 30 Oct 2012 17:08:38 -0400mitt romneyrob delaney47%GOPelectioncomicswebcomics<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mciqtrmywe1rd3kn4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p>.@<a href="https://twitter.com/mittromney">mittromney</a> @<a href="https://twitter.com/reppaulryan">reppaulryan</a> What if you pretended women’s votes were “points” that could help you “win” the election?</p> — rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/261479800877756416" data-datetime="2012-10-25T14:50:17+00:00">October 25, 2012</a></blockquote> <script charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/34369158007http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/34369158007Fri, 26 Oct 2012 17:10:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcdbnhPt6E1rd3kn4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p>.@<a href="https://twitter.com/mittromney">mittromney</a> do u have a favorite blog about wheat thins?</p> — rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/224685843112148992" data-datetime="2012-07-16T02:04:14+00:00">July 16, 2012</a></blockquote> <script charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/34191713463http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/34191713463Tue, 23 Oct 2012 18:54:53 -0400mitt romneyrob delaneywheat thinscomics<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbrbkEkWc1rd3kn4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p>“Bush invaded Iraq. I’ll invade Iran.” - Mitt Romney</p> — rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/258383800923467777" data-datetime="2012-10-17T01:47:53+00:00">October 17, 2012</a></blockquote> <script charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/34142192460http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/34142192460Mon, 22 Oct 2012 22:38:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc5fd1P1Wf1rd3kn4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p>.@<a href="https://twitter.com/mittromney">mittromney</a> What do you listen to on your Zune when you powerwalk?</p> — rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/207527917431951360" data-datetime="2012-05-29T17:44:45+00:00">May 29, 2012</a></blockquote> <script charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/33898463467http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/33898463467Fri, 19 Oct 2012 12:34:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc2h2g4sxy1rd3kn4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p>ROMNEY/BINDERS 2012</p> — rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/258588464428228608" data-datetime="2012-10-17T15:21:08+00:00">October 17, 2012</a></blockquote> <script charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/33813611467http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/33813611467Wed, 17 Oct 2012 22:18:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc08mjoJrW1rd3kn4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p>.@<a href="https://twitter.com/mittromney">mittromney</a> Had to take my wife to the ER last night. (hot farts) There were also some “poors” there? I frowned real mean at them. <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%23USA">#USA</a></p> — rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/215468968859803650" data-datetime="2012-06-20T15:39:40+00:00">June 20, 2012</a></blockquote> <script charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/33728045706http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/33728045706Tue, 16 Oct 2012 17:20:43 -0400mitt romneyrob delaneybasketballheath careusafungop<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyedoijI01rd3kn4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p>.@<a href="https://twitter.com/mittromney">mittromney</a> I’m at a park & have seen/photographed FOUR women breastfeeding. Should I just taunt them or do full citizen’s arrest?</p> — rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/217000206695272451" data-datetime="2012-06-24T21:04:15+00:00">June 24, 2012</a></blockquote> <script charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/33663043868http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/33663043868Mon, 15 Oct 2012 17:29:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbsvrsVaoM1rd3kn4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p>Romney just ran his 5 sons through the spanking machine to warm it up for Ryan’s toned buttocks.</p> — rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/256595697737031680" data-datetime="2012-10-12T03:22:36+00:00">October 12, 2012</a></blockquote> <script charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/33452551940http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/33452551940Fri, 12 Oct 2012 17:59:52 -0400mitt romneyrob delaneyGOPspankingcomics<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbpd14GY0h1rd3kn4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p>.@<a href="https://twitter.com/mittromney">mittromney</a> Beyond Iran, what would be some fun wars to do? You should also consider sanctions on Canada for having universal health care.</p> — rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/256055309607518208" data-datetime="2012-10-10T15:35:17+00:00">October 10, 2012</a></blockquote> <script charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/33331818817http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/33331818817Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:22:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbn41gUBJG1rd3kn4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p>People claim @<a href="https://twitter.com/mittromney">mittromney</a> doesn’t care about the little guy but I happen to know he carries around a tiny man named Bip in a walnut 24/7.</p> — rob delaney (@robdelaney) <a href="https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/211187585106718721" data-datetime="2012-06-08T20:06:58+00:00">June 8, 2012</a></blockquote> <script charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/33243965186http://mittandrob.tumblr.com/post/33243965186Tue, 09 Oct 2012 15:12:52 -0400